Funny Mexican Jokes
Q. Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas? A. So they have something to unwrap.
Q. Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek? A. Cause nobody will look for them.
Q. What’s a Mexican favorite book store? A. Borders.
Q. How many officers does it take to arrest a Mexican guy? A. It takes 4; 1 to arrest him and 3 to carry his oranges.
Q. Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? A. Yeah.. me neither.
Q. What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower? A. A miracle.
Q. What is the greatest Mexican invention? A. A solar powered flash light.
Q. What were the 2 Mexican Firefighting Brother’s names? A. Hose A and Hose B.
Q. What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench can support a family.
Q: Do you know what Mexican will get as birthday present. A: Your Bike !
Q. Why are Mexicans so short? A. When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
Q: What’s the difference between a white and a Mexican? A: A shower.
Q: Who’s the richest person in Mexico? A: The person who finds the quarter!
Q. Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico? A. He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q. What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof? A. Chingos.
Q: Why do mexicans cross the border in any number except 3? A: Because the signs say no thresspassing.
Q: How do you start a Mexican parade? A: You throw a penny in the road.
Q: How come there aren’t any Mexicans on Star Trek? A: They don’t work in the future, either.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? A: A Beaner-Schnitzel.
Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport? A: Cross country.
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September 27, 2011 | Posted by Leia Caesar
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